You're flying to London, Dubai, Milan - it doesn't matter. A new country, a beautiful hotel, good wine in the minibar. Everything is as it should be, but something is missing. Or rather, someone.

Because after a long day of negotiations or rest with elements of hedonism, you want one thing: an evening with someone who knows what pleasure is and does not require explanations.

And you decide: you need to order a girl. Not a pen pal, not a "maybe" from the street, not a chance on Tinder. But someone who will do everything right.

But how not to get into trouble? How to avoid setups, fakes, blackmail and other trash, which in a foreign country can cost you not only your nerves, but also your freedom?

Here is an honest, proven and bug-free instruction: how to order a girl abroad without problems. Without shame, without panic and - most importantly - without consequences.

1. Don't be fooled by "local sites" with cheap pictures

You type in Google: escort + city. You get a bunch of sites, most of which look like they were made by a schoolboy after a couple of energy drinks. Colorful backgrounds, iridescent buttons, photos of girls from 2008 catalogs. Tempting? Only if you dream of becoming a hero of the news under the headline "tourist robbed by transvestite".

If the site does not inspire confidence, it should not cause an order.

Look for services with a reputation.

A good site is a neat, clean interface.

Portfolio of girls, where the photos do not look like from advertising brochures.

No "THE HOTTEST PANTHER IN THE CITY", only the name, parameters, hourly price and, if you're lucky, personal descriptions without schizophrenia in the style of: "I am a hot volcanic mixture of passion and Arabica coffee." The simpler, the safer.

2. Avoid showcase agencies — work with premium clubs

The difference between an agency and a club is like between fast food and a signature restaurant.

An agency is a supply of phones. Fast, cheap, whoever is available. Often — with girls who don’t even know that you ordered them.

A club is about experience.

You pay not only for appearance, but also for communication style, punctuality, cleanliness, safety, adequacy.

Premium clubs won’t have girls for 200 euros. But there won’t be any surprises in the room either.

The golden rule: if you pay below the average price in the city, you get below the floor.

3. Don’t be afraid to ask — be afraid to remain silent

You are the client, you pay — you have the right to ask questions.

— Who will come?

— Is it possible to choose a specific girl?

— What is the payment procedure?

— Are there any additional conditions?

— Does she work incognito?

— What options are included in the price, and what is discussed separately?

If they are rude to you or make excuses — close the tab.

If they answer calmly, clearly and without evasive "well, that's already local" — work.

Honesty at the start is a guarantee that later you won't have to call the reception with the phrase: "Can I have a doctor and a lawyer?"

4. Pay only so that you don't regret it later

In Europe, Asia, the Middle East, they work differently. Some places like to pay via crypto or PayPal, somewhere strictly cash, somewhere — part before the meeting, part after.

Remember a simple thing: if you are asked to transfer the entire amount in advance — you are not a client, you are a victim.

In a normal scheme, they work like this:

a small prepayment to book (if the girl is exclusive),

the rest — upon the meeting, not through third parties.

Avoid "girlfriend's friend", "driver", "girlfriend's husband", "WhatsApp agent" and other intermediaries who suddenly pop up at the most crucial moment.

If you hear the phrase: "Translate first, and then we'll discuss everything" - do not translate. Leave.

It is better to lose the evening than the card, money and self-respect.

5. Never - NEVER - order "from the street"

You can be in Amsterdam. Or Bangkok. Or Berlin. Girls are standing in the shop windows, waving their hands, everything seems legal. But in 90% of cases it is not about pleasure. It is about divorce, illnesses, spies with microphones and stories that are embarrassing to remember at the airport.

Street escort is a zone where you do not know:

- who she is,

- is she alone,

- what she will give you (except for the most obvious),

- and what she will take later.

Even if it's legal, it's a dirty, risky experience.

You're not a tourist with desires. You're a boy with a wallet, and you're already seen through the shop window.

6. Check the country's rules in advance

Some countries are surprisingly loyal. Some are surprisingly mean.

In the UAE, you can rest in a cell for meeting a girl without a stamp in your passport.

In Thailand, not everyone who looks like a "girl" should be invited to your room.

In Singapore, even a hint of an escort outside special zones can be considered human trafficking.

Go to Reddit, ask your friends, read a couple of forums. It's better to spend 15 minutes than to explain something to serious people in uniform later.

Ignorance of the laws does not exempt you from deportation.

7. Prepare the room - not just the bed

Before the girl arrives, it is worth:

- removing valuables from sight (not because she will take them, but because no one should see them by accident),

- checking that no one is listening (neighbors, employees),

- just in case — record a video with a camera at the entrance, if the hotel allows it: this is your protection if someone later wants to claim that you "attacked".

And, yes, never record it yourself — even for the sake of memories.

The best way to get into a scandal is to do something that is prohibited in 99% of cases.

A smart girl always feels when she is being filmed. And you will remember such an evening not with a smile, but with a lawyer.

8. Respect — and you will get more than you paid

Last, but most important.

If you came to a girl as a product — you will get a product.

Without a soul. Without emotions. According to the instructions.

If you know how to treat a woman — you will get a meeting, not a "service".

Even within the framework of an escort, a self-respecting client is someone who is remembered, who is accommodated, who is greeted next time with a smile, and not with a meter in his head.

It's simple:

- be careful,

- don't haggle like you would at a market,

- don't interfere without consent,

- don't say vulgar things before the meeting,

- don't pretend to be the ruler of the world,

- don't forget: you're not the only one, but you can be the one who is remembered without irritation.

Result: how to do everything right and without consequences

1. Look for a service, not an adventure.

You're not in a computer game, but in real life. There is no "repeat the mission" if something goes wrong.

2. Pay wisely.

You pay not only for time, but also for quality, safety, and confidence.

3. Check three times.

Website, girl, service. One fake - and you're screwed. Sometimes - literally.

4. Don't rush.

It's better to wait an extra 30 minutes than to regret 3 months later.

5. Remember: it's better not to order than to order the wrong one.

Because in a foreign country, correcting a mistake is expensive, humiliating, and very inconvenient.

If you do everything wisely, you will have more than just a night.

You will have a memory that is worth every minute spent.

But if you do it stupidly, it will be a story that you will only tell in a bar, and even then after the third glass.

The choice is yours.